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Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:44 PM

gay jokes


goood times

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:45 PM

i watched super high me....it was informative,,, ive been to one of the dispensary they showed.

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:46 PM

i got some racist ones.

what do black people and tornados have in common???


it only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood. :x

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:48 PM

dude im like..midnite black

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
i watched super high me....it was informative,,, ive been to one of the dispensary they showed.


:lol: i saw that the other week. that movie is great

IMAKFRIED - 7-27-2008 at 08:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
dude im like..midnite black


Ooooh SKG needs to change his own post because it's offensive to you.

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:49 PM

wheres the poobers?????i wanna get my sex on!!

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:49 PM

haha no im actually oretty dam white

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
dude im like..midnite black


:lol:

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:50 PM

im BLACK too and that offends me BIG TIME

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:51 PM

bring off da hate! m : p

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by IMAKFRIED
Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
dude im like..midnite black


Ooooh SKG needs to change his own post because it's offensive to you.


i don't need to change nothign! delta likes it when i put him down. it makes him aroused.

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:52 PM

beat me

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:52 PM

why was the gay fired from the sperm bank???


he was caught drinking on the job

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:53 PM

eww

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:53 PM

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pic of me

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
beat me


beatch yo asshole.

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
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pic of me



prince and the revolution

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:54 PM

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elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:55 PM

brotha darkness

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:56 PM

how do you fit three gays on a barstool???


flip it over

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
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pic of me



prince and the revolution
:P












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Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:56 PM

sister midnite

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SKG
how do you fit three gays on a barstool???


flip it over




with me being related to a bar stool...this offends me too

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/charlie%20murphy/Selah4289/charliemurphy.gif?o=51" target="_blank"><img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e254/Selah4289/charliemurphy.gif"></a>


pic of me



prince and the revolution
:P












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ha tahts one of my fav. dave chappele skits that and the cribs one w. the dinosaur

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 08:57 PM

anyone seen kelsey lately?

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 08:58 PM

ha geez i think hes been harassed enough

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:59 PM

i saw her name last week

[Edited on 28-7-2008 by elblueblazer]

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 08:59 PM

i seee her every day,,,,she is my screen saver

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
i seee her every day,,,,she is my screen saver



how romantic

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:01 PM

one of the football players "sexually assaulted" our coach. he slapped his butt. our coach told the whole football team we need to stop acting gay. he's like "i don't care about your sexual oreintation. i don't care if you date boys date girls date small animals. more power to you" it was funny

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:03 PM

butt slaping is part of the game,,yr coach is a homophobe.

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
i seee her every day,,,,she is my screen saver


.. lmao. are you serious?

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:04 PM

shit, dancing in the rain is the free song on imas myspace

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:04 PM

she loged on last thurs

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SKG
Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
i seee her every day,,,,she is my screen saver


.. lmao. are you serious?


totally

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
i seee her every day,,,,she is my screen saver



how romantic


you'll never guess my screen saver :x

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:05 PM

what is it

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:05 PM

e, are you still doing that sober crap? cause i miss your fucked up typing. lmao

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
what is it


i was gonna say something like deltas butt. but for realz. it's my dad's 1975 corvette

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:06 PM

i fell off the wagon!!!!

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:07 PM

i need to get drunk, i havnt for awhile

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
i fell off the wagon!!!!


?

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:07 PM

im sober right now.....but i m gonna light up in a min....i got some shit to type up for work

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
i need to get drunk, i havnt for awhile


delta. drunk.


gooooood times

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:09 PM

i havnet had a drink in about a month

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
im sober right now.....but i m gonna light up in a min....i got some shit to type up for work


that sucks you have to type something for work. whatchu gotta type?

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SKG
Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
im sober right now.....but i m gonna light up in a min....i got some shit to type up for work


that sucks you have to type something for work. whatchu gotta type?



new merch order!!!!i wrote it down on paper and have to type it now...i have to turn it in at nine!!!

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:13 PM

9. maybe you should get to bed soon man. a few bowls will help you get to sleep. :yes:

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:16 PM

i gotta start it soon,,, im do it now and sleep later

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:16 PM

daaannnncing in the rain

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:19 PM

I was like holy shit when i saw that song

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:19 PM

its spank

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:20 PM

damn right.

spank. good times

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:21 PM

i dont dig it soo much

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:23 PM

it reminds me of old times where me and jpg worked together to try and get all the ima songs. the amazing feeeling we'd get when we came across something like black money. or losing it all.

good times

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:23 PM

i want them to do a song base doff the extended part of cool cool universe that be the bees knees



can you hear me shout
for the love of the stars
dont you black me out
Throw your starry legs around
squeezing me into your night
give me a good sign(?)
oo shout
for the love
of the world (?)
Dont you here me now
role your starry arms about
tumbling into your light(night?)
give me a good sign

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:25 PM

i want to hear a song about how good rootbeer floats taste. i want one right now. delta! fetch me a rootbeer float

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:26 PM

yo dudes im off to do my homework!!!!ill check in,,,in a bit




oh yeha im gonna get high tooo

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:29 PM

lata

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:29 PM

it's just us delta.. me and you. alone. is there anything you wanna do?


lmfao

Delta - 7-27-2008 at 09:30 PM

saudamy?

elblueblazer - 7-27-2008 at 09:30 PM

oh god sooo gay!!!!!im off

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
saudamy?


.. lmfao. yeah sure. i'm down :lol:

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:38 PM

as poobs would say, bend ovah!! :lol:

SKG - 7-27-2008 at 09:41 PM

well. i'm gonna play some gta. good night my sweet sweet man candy

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 08:11 AM

Wow..I missed a lot..I passed out at like 9 last night..And I slept like a fucking LOG!!! I haven't slept that hard in months..It felt good..Yep..Sure did..Shit..There was totally something I was going to respond to in this thread..Oh! I know!!

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
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Yes!!! Oh man..I used to do this all the time to people!! So effing funny..

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 08:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
Quote:
Originally posted by SKG
how do you fit three gays on a barstool???


flip it over




with me being related to a bar stool...this offends me too


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 02:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by poobs
Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
Quote:
Originally posted by SKG
how do you fit three gays on a barstool???


flip it over




with me being related to a bar stool...this offends me too


:lol::lol::lol::lol:



what are you laughing at!...my cousin the stool wouldn't find that funny

Delta - 7-28-2008 at 03:58 PM

I knew a stool he went to the same college as me and people shunned him for ebign a stoola nd he opened his door to his dorm one day and there on his wall it said :GO HOME STOOL WE DONT WANT YOU HERE" in red paint

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 06:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
I knew a stool he went to the same college as me and people shunned him for ebign a stoola nd he opened his door to his dorm one day and there on his wall it said :GO HOME STOOL WE DONT WANT YOU HERE" in red paint





thats fucked up YO!!! my cuz told me that he gets messed with by the cops for no reason,,,when he goes into stores the clerks follow him around...some people are not right!!:thumbdown:

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 07:59 PM

You know that Blaine, Missouri is the Stool Capital of the world, right? Is that where your relatives hail from?

[Edited on 7-29-2008 by poobs]

Delta - 7-28-2008 at 08:14 PM

of course!

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 08:23 PM

I'm just gonna go and bite my pillow!!!

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 08:27 PM

bite the pillow....thats how i know im doing a good job:kiss:

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 08:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
bite the pillow....thats how i know im doing a good job:kiss:


Just make sure your pillow cases are clean..Cuz..You know..I have allergies and stuff..

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 08:42 PM

fuckin and sneezing = funny

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 08:44 PM

Coughing and fucking = strange..But funny..

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 08:47 PM

sneezing is better cause you never know what to expect....spit or snott!!!maybe blood if yr lucky

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 08:48 PM

Eeeewwww!!! I honestly have never sneezed while getting pounded..Coughed and pushed the guy out a bit, yes..

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:04 PM

keep coughing!!!!

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 09:10 PM

I'll cough while you rest..

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:12 PM

na ...i want to feel the push!!!




that sounds gross....but its hot

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 09:15 PM

Oh..Well..Ok then..Cough I will..

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:16 PM

or just push!!!

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 09:18 PM

Push? Like you're giving birth? I'd be scared I would pee on accident or something..

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:20 PM

its not pee!!!!its squirt

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:21 PM

at least thats what she said

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 09:22 PM

*barf*

Why are there so many pornos with that squirting stuff?? So gross! Give me the old porn with full bushes and droopy boobs any damn day..

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:24 PM

i think its HOT....................AND GROSS................BUT HOT

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:25 PM

YO POOBERS

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 09:26 PM

Ew...And spitting..What's with all the spitting?? If some guy spit on my cooch I'd fucking smack him!

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:26 PM

im gonna jam!!!!



i gots to go see this band call starlite desperation at the echo...it go on at 1130...

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:27 PM

note to self....dont spit..boo...can i stip in ya nouth?

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:27 PM

spit in your mouth

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 09:30 PM

Mouth? Yes..Vag? No..

Ok!! Have fun! Be safe!! Later sexy bitch!

elblueblazer - 7-28-2008 at 09:39 PM

y not vag?

SKG - 7-28-2008 at 09:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by elblueblazer
Quote:
Originally posted by Delta
I knew a stool he went to the same college as me and people shunned him for ebign a stoola nd he opened his door to his dorm one day and there on his wall it said :GO HOME STOOL WE DONT WANT YOU HERE" in red paint





thats fucked up YO!!! my cuz told me that he gets messed with by the cops for no reason,,,when he goes into stores the clerks follow him around...some people are not right!!:thumbdown:


maybe they just want somewhere to sit.

:lol:

poobs - 7-28-2008 at 09:59 PM

Umm..Elblue? Aren't you going to a concert?

Spitting in the vag is just disrespectful..The mouth is just classy..

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