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Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:10 PM

did anyone ever get so high that they fell into the box making machine and was made into a box like in the cartoons, but you know only w. more blood and shrill screams?

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by poobs
My buddy's family owned a box manufacturing company..maybe you worked for them!!! :wow:

illl shhit in their gass tank!!!

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
did anyone ever get so high that they fell into the box making machine and was made into a box like in the cartoons, but you know only w. more blood and shrill screams?

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
did anyone ever get so high that they fell into the box making machine and was made into a box like in the cartoons, but you know only w. more blood and shrill screams?

this dude fell in once and got folded and glued.. .we ran the machine in reverse and he was ok!!

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer

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Originally posted by poobs
My buddy's family owned a box manufacturing company..maybe you worked for them!!! :wow:

illl shhit in their gass tank!!!

Piiiisss..Piiiiisss..Piiiiiis out my asssss!!

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:13 PM

just like in the cartoons!

I wish cartoon laws were real

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:13 PM

Lol. I doubt it delta.

So, lets take a count. Who's high/half baked?

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:13 PM

shout outs to LA PAPER BOX fuck them....it was like 9 years ago and im still pissed

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:13 PM

I want my eyes to bug out of my head like they do on cartoons..

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:14 PM

i had a few shots is all

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:15 PM

im floating like in the movie half baked,,,,,it s hard to type from up herer

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:15 PM

get weights in ure shoe

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:16 PM

not wearing shoes
jst ball huggers

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:16 PM

Just like my favorite chips, I'm baked..Not fried..And I taste like barbeque..

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
not wearing shoes
jst ball huggers

Attach weights to your balls..

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:17 PM

i just though of the most vulgar thing ever!!!! who want to hear it?

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:17 PM

Lol. That movie was great. My favorite part was the diabetic horse xD

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:17 PM

poobs triggered it

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
i just though of the most vulgar thing ever!!!! who want to hear it?

Uhh..Duh!! Mee!!!!

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:18 PM

What? Say what? He my nun!
Hot milk, mm, tweak my nipple, Champagne and Ripple
Shamans go cripple, my sales go triple
We drop lobotomy beats, evaporated meats
On high-tech streets, we go solo
Dance floors and talk shows, hot dogs, No-Doz
Hot sex in back rows, heh-heh

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak

People look so snooty, take pills, make them moody
Automatic bzooty, zero to tutti frutti
Sex in the halls, Niagara Falls
Local shopping malls receive anonymous calls
Hot like a cheetah, neon mamacita
Eat at Tacoria, pop lockin' beats from Korea
Looking like jailbait, selling lots of real estate
Looking like a hot date, banging like an 808
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

Norman Schwartzkoff, something tells me you want to go home
Champagne, bibles, custom clothes you own
Calling up from special area codes
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
I got nothing to do, nowhere to go
I'll tell you what you want if you want to know
Satin sheets, tropical oils, turn up the heat 'til the swimming pool boils
Let all the neighbors read it in the papers
Making all those gentlemen cry realistic tears

Do you like that? Yeah, one more time.
I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak

Jockin' my Mercedes! Probably have my baby!
Shop at Old Navy! He wish he was a lady!
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

Dance floors, on all the talk shows
Hot dogs, No-Doz, hot sex in back rows
You know, Hyundais tricked out
In Christmas in July
6.2%, yeah, you fill in the blanks
It's tricky, tutti frutti, automatic bzooty
We are mixing bizness with leather

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:18 PM

I want to hear it!

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Delta
What? Say what? He my nun!
Hot milk, mm, tweak my nipple, Champagne and Ripple
Shamans go cripple, my sales go triple
We drop lobotomy beats, evaporated meats
On high-tech streets, we go solo
Dance floors and talk shows, hot dogs, No-Doz
Hot sex in back rows, heh-heh

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak

People look so snooty, take pills, make them moody
Automatic bzooty, zero to tutti frutti
Sex in the halls, Niagara Falls
Local shopping malls receive anonymous calls
Hot like a cheetah, neon mamacita
Eat at Tacoria, pop lockin' beats from Korea
Looking like jailbait, selling lots of real estate
Looking like a hot date, banging like an 808
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

Norman Schwartzkoff, something tells me you want to go home
Champagne, bibles, custom clothes you own
Calling up from special area codes
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
I got nothing to do, nowhere to go
I'll tell you what you want if you want to know
Satin sheets, tropical oils, turn up the heat 'til the swimming pool boils
Let all the neighbors read it in the papers
Making all those gentlemen cry realistic tears

Do you like that? Yeah, one more time.
I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty-million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good, expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene
Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I'm that type of freak

Jockin' my Mercedes! Probably have my baby!
Shop at Old Navy! He wish he was a lady!
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this? Do you want to feel this?

Dance floors, on all the talk shows
Hot dogs, No-Doz, hot sex in back rows
You know, Hyundais tricked out
In Christmas in July
6.2%, yeah, you fill in the blanks
It's tricky, tutti frutti, automatic bzooty
We are mixing bizness with leather

I remember the first time I listened to that album..I was with my friend Rick and we just sat in his room and listened to the whole album and fucking pissed ourselves..There are some of the illest lyrics EVER on that fucking album..

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:20 PM

I always randomly text people this: butt secks :o.

I don't know why.

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:21 PM

iim high its

the bbq taste thing makes me think, id eat a girl if she tasted like bbq sauce.

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:21 PM

Cuz it's funny..I'd laugh if I got that text..

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:22 PM

done !

Yall got get Becked (thats a word now)

hollywood freaks

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RROSU6F1

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
iim high its

the bbq taste thing makes me think, id eat a girl if she tasted like bbq sauce.

Like eat eat her? Like..Rip off her arm and start munching..Or are talking oral here..cuz I'm sure you'll find a girl willing to splash some sauce on her hoo-haw for you..

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:22 PM

Lol. Does anyone got unlimited texting. That's the shit

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
done !

Yall got get Becked (thats a word now)

Is that in the Becktionary?

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:24 PM

midnite vulutres is so dam SEXIIIII

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:24 PM

Lol, some girls will try crazy shit mannn.

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
iim high its

the bbq taste thing makes me think, id eat a girl if she tasted like bbq sauce.

Like eat eat her? Like..Rip off her arm and start munching..Or are talking oral here..cuz I'm sure you'll find a girl willing to splash some sauce on her hoo-haw for you..

LMAO

poobs your the best...

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:25 PM

becked should be in the becktionary.

Little known fact, the becktionary was made by beckologists who study in the field of beckology

[Edited on 25-6-2008 by Delta]

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:25 PM

So a long time ago, my sister's boyfriend kind of tried to do shit to me when I was passed out drunk..So my brother would always sing, "I wanna get with you..And your sister..I think her name is Kendraaaaa".. :lol:

AND now that boyfriend is the father of her soon to be born child..Oi..

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:26 PM

"splash some sauce" haha thats the first time i ever heard that

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
becked should be in the becktionary.

Little known fact, the becktionary was made by beckologists who study in the field of beckology

[Edited on 25-6-2008 by Delta]

That's Becktastic!!

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:27 PM

debra is bitchin!

I am a walking bectionary and a lil drunk but a walking becktionary non the lessizzle

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
Lol, some girls will try crazy shit mannn.

Especially if you pay them enough..:saint:

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:27 PM

Lol, ay.

GO SOMEWHERE AND LISTEN TO THE SONG GIVE IT UP BY PEPPER. That songs so funny

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:27 PM

july 8th is beck birthday, and the new labum release, its like beckmas in july!

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
lessizzle

That's a fucking dope word..:wow:

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:29 PM

lmao. you guys make me laugh. :D

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:29 PM

haha andding izzle to words makes them cooler

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
july 8th is beck birthday, and the new labum release, its like beckmas in july!

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:30 PM

poobsizzle in da robot.netizzle talkn bouts da shitsizzle and cornizzle... ewwwwwizlle

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
haha andding izzle to words makes them cooler

It sure doesizzle!!

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:31 PM

Have you ever laughed so hard you pissed yourself?

I have

when i was like 10

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:31 PM

im a light weight when i drink....i guess thats a good thingizzle if im the one buying the alcholizzle

izzle

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
Have you ever laughed so hard you pissed yourself?

I have

when i was like 10

Not me..Very close at times..Especially working at Noah's and taking Ed's order.. :lol:

I once puked and pissed myself at the same time..Luckily I was home alone..I couldn't stop laughing at myself.. :rolleyes:

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:33 PM

I'm a light weight too. I got drunk off of three glasses of wine at my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary. Lol,

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:33 PM

god where do you aim?

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
poobsizzle in da robot.netizzle talkn bouts da shitsizzle and cornizzle... ewwwwwizlle

Haizzle Haizzle Haizzle!!!

Ahh shit..My tummy hurts..Too..much..laughing..

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:34 PM

stomach-tummy-tum tum- crap factory

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
god where do you aim?

Oh..Puke in the toilet..Pee on the floor..No brainer..I was ridiculously drunk..In fact, I had just gotten home and was chatting with TurtleEnterprises on AIM when I got the urge..

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:36 PM

o my

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
I'm a light weight too. I got drunk off of three glasses of wine at my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary. Lol,

Awww..That's precious..Drinking is way overrated..:P

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by SKG
I'm a light weight too. I got drunk off of three glasses of wine at my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary. Lol,

Awww..That's precious..Drinking is way overrated..:P

i dont smoke so alcohol is the next best thing haha

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:37 PM

Alcohol leaving me dry
Now it is time for pie
Taking them as they come
Alcohol please give me some

If I stay in the same place
The animals will lick my face
Soak in the dawn of day
Rolling my body away

Alcohol leaving me high
Now it is time for pie
Taking them as they come
Alcohol please give me some

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:37 PM

I pee'd myself for a stupid reason too.

In the game super mario 64 my cousin threw a penguin down a chimney. And i laughed and pee'd myself

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
o my

Please let me say that nothing like that had EVER happened..I am not a sloppy drunk..I never need to be babysat! I hate having that responsibility..

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
I pee'd myself for a stupid reason too.

In the game super mario 64 my cousin threw a penguin down a chimney. And i laughed and pee'd myself

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by Delta
o my

Please let me say that nothing like that had EVER happened..I am not a sloppy drunk..I never need to be babysat! I hate having that responsibility..

heh heh its all in good funizzleizzle

sho nuff

[Edited on 25-6-2008 by Delta]

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Delta

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by SKG
I'm a light weight too. I got drunk off of three glasses of wine at my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary. Lol,

Awww..That's precious..Drinking is way overrated..:P

i dont smoke so alcohol is the next best thing haha

I've always been more of a smoker than drinker..I've smoked for so freaking long..I wonder when I'll stop..For me, it's the same thing as having a glass of wine at the end of the day..

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by SKG
I pee'd myself for a stupid reason too.

In the game super mario 64 my cousin threw a penguin down a chimney. And i laughed and pee'd myself

my aunt gave me some clean shorts. I never went back to get my old pair.

They're still there, 5 years later.

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:41 PM

Alcohol on my hands, I got plans to ditch myself and get outside
Dancing women throwing plates, decapitating their laughing dates
Swirling chickens caught in flight, out of focus and much to bright
Coming down, shiny teeth, game show suckers trying to breathe
But I got a drug and I got the bug and I got something better than love
How you like me now? Pretty good
Going on, feeling strong

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:41 PM

hahaha. I think I'm done with this little partayy.

nighttt.

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by Delta

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by Delta
o my

Please let me say that nothing like that had EVER happened..I am not a sloppy drunk..I never need to be babysat! I hate having that responsibility..

heh heh its all in good funizzleizzle

sho nuff

[Edited on 25-6-2008 by Delta]

Wordizzle..

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:42 PM

Oh. And how do you get the stupid avatar to work? mine's being a pain in the ass

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:42 PM

What are you trying to do? You put the url in? And saved?

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:42 PM

MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and I'm never comin' back
MTV makes me wanna get high
Can't get it right no matter how I try
And everything's perfect and everything's bright
And everyone's perky and everyone's uptight
I love those videos, I watch them all day

What's the problem?
Just start the tape.

Hey alright, MTV, whoa, makes me want to smoke crack
Fly out the window and I'm never coming back
MTV makes me want to get high as a moon
Like a rubber balloon, ah get that squeegee!
Everything's wonderful, everything's grand
Everything's swinging all across the land, you know it!
Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
Play those videos, every woman and man
'Cause MTV, whoa, makes me want to smoke crack
Hey, fly out the window and I'm never coming back
Oh MTV makes me want to get hiiigh as a kite
Gettin' all uptight, take it!

[piano solo]

Ah yea, fake it 'til you make it!
Right about now, steppin' into a cold-ass fashion
Ah yea, weed-whack that thing!

I worked down at the video store making some change
With a sparkle in my step and a smile on my face
Condominiums rising above
And those videos are better than love
Yea, MTV, whoa
MTV, check!
MTV makes me want to smoke crack!

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:42 PM

i m downloadin some N.W.A

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:43 PM

yea, and it won't show up. lol

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:44 PM

and blur

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:44 PM

Did you ever post this much in one day poobs? Did we break the record yet?

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:44 PM

ugg I cant stop posting bek lyrics

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:45 PM

I wanna have a laugh-asm.

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by elblueblazer
and blur

Awww..I love Blur..My son just stole one of my Blur shirts.. :mad:

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:46 PM

i want to have an anything gasm, unless its something hrrible like "falling into a box machinegasm"

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by vivid effects
yea, and it won't show up. lol

Are you sure it's not too big?

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:47 PM

Ever walked outside naked?

I have

when i was 3

butt sex :o

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:48 PM

ouch. that'd suck balls.

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:48 PM

that would feel so good right now, it waay to hot for clothing and being indoors

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by SKG
Did you ever post this much in one day poobs? Did we break the record yet?

Well I don't know the record, but this is a pretty lively evening..We used to have days where there were several hours of shit like this..But..I don't know..I'm starting to poop out..I think Elblueizzle passed out..

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:49 PM

yea, but it's like 105x105, lol.

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by poobs

it's not too big

that's what she said :D

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:49 PM

yeha i gotta go to bed sometime soon, i have work errr today

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
i want to have an anything gasm, unless its something hrrible like "falling into a box machinegasm"

Or getting my eyes poked outasm..

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by vivid effects
yea, but it's like 105x105, lol.

it needs to be 99 by 99 babe

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by Delta
i want to have an anything gasm, unless its something hrrible like "falling into a box machinegasm"

Or getting my eyes poked outasm..

or crapping and vomitinggasm

ew

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by SKG

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Originally posted by poobs

it's not too big

that's what she said :D

Ziingg!!

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:51 PM

Ima robot causes eargasms

poobs - 6-24-2008 at 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by Delta

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Originally posted by poobs

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Originally posted by Delta
i want to have an anything gasm, unless its something hrrible like "falling into a box machinegasm"

Or getting my eyes poked outasm..

or crapping and vomitinggasm

ew

Ewasm..

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:52 PM

most extreme gasms ever

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:53 PM

Spewgasm. Ew groddyasm

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:54 PM

http://crave.cnet.com/i/bto/20070523/iGasm.jpg

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:54 PM

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Originally posted by SKG

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Originally posted by vivid effects
yea, but it's like 105x105, lol.

it needs to be 99 by 99 babe

why not 100x100? lol

SKG - 6-24-2008 at 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by vivid effects

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Originally posted by SKG

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Originally posted by vivid effects
yea, but it's like 105x105, lol.

it needs to be 99 by 99 babe

why not 100x100? lol

because that's just how it works

elblueblazer - 6-24-2008 at 11:55 PM

partys over 4 me..... c u peeps 2morrow

Delta - 6-24-2008 at 11:55 PM

100X100 has an alcohol problem, and set that orphanage on fire....we dont like to talk about it

[Edited on 25-6-2008 by Delta]

vivid effects - 6-24-2008 at 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by vivid effects

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Originally posted by SKG

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Originally posted by vivid effects
yea, but it's like 105x105, lol.

it needs to be 99 by 99 babe

why not 100x100? lol

because that's just how it works

oh geeezzzz. damn complicated crap.

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