If I had a robot for every day I have been sick,
I would give them all to Dr. Smith.
What would he do with them all?
Robots could polish his car,
They could play educational games with his children. They could cut his hair in the latest robot 'do.
He could throw out his car, and a dozen robots could bear him over the freeways on a palanquin.
Robots are indifferent to their fate.
You can use them for sleds. You can play tinny melodies on their hands and feet.
They don't mind.
I wish I were a robot.
Really,
Dr Smith's not the kind of guy who would hold onto 365 robots just for himself.
He'd keep a few robots for himself, and give the other robots to the needy.
Hail Dr. Smith! Helping the needy with robots!
Someday my doctor will be a robot. Then I will get better fast.
Fast! But until then, I have Dr. Smith.
I would like to give him a lot of robots. |