All passengers please come to gate 45 for immediate departure
to Los Angeles LAX Airport from Day Effay

Paging passenger Ebert
Passenger Ebert, please report

Well my plane leaves mañana, come on Yolanda
She got diamonds in her footsteps tells her from the hoodrats
Closer to the border, put ‘em in the order
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
Oh, I’m not a smuggler, oh, but I’m a snuggler
Bésame mucho, or bésame no

I’m flying back to L.A. leavin’ Day Effay
Wanna take you conmigo but it’d be illegal
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
Maybe if I lose my passport we could stay one more week
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
No tengo time to ponder, come on Yolanda
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
No
Closer to the border, put ‘em in the order
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
Oh, I’m not a smuggler, oh, I’m just a lover
Bésame mucho, or bésame no

Passenger Ebert, Passenger Ebert:
You’re too late
You fucking expatriate
Hope you fucking like it: Hemingway

In Los Angeles idiots would call you an alien
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
Just stand next to me then you’ll see who is the real alien
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
‘Cause the story goes California long ago was Mexico
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
So tell your boss tell a friend run and shout it to the President
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
Closer to the border, put ‘em in the order
Bésame mucho, or bésame no
Oh, I’m not a smuggler, oh, but I’m a snuggler
Bésame mucho, or bésame no

[Edited on 8-5-2007 by imarob2]

my spanish isn't awesome, but i almost got it...

Mexico Districto Federal (D.F.) the letters D and F are used as a shrotened way to refer to the capital of Mexico. So when you pronounce "DF" in spanish it sounds like "day (effay)"

oh good call. now that you say it, i think the band mentioned that when they were talking about their trip.

I like this song. Eating Pigs brains is kind of a gross thought though.