This is without a doubt the worst translation of the Japanese album review at THIS SITE that I could find. At least we know it got 4 out of 5 stars. Anyone read Kanji?

"Appraisal * * * *
Very IMA ROBOT love everything. Very, it is the skin. The love it is splendid, don't you think?, it is necessary, don't you think?. Separately something being there is no reason which is in the skin, please do not worry. Always, it will start coming out, what probably will write you are troubled, it is, don't you think? -... just that. Well, it increased! The it rusted and increased! !

The chaos groovy っ it does! It is the っ it does. You read the "アイムア robot", which seems it does. The groovy where you say once more, it does! The ? it does! ! The metamorphosis っ ぽ it is and is. Especially vocal. It forces and the っ does. Don't you think?

The ちっ it is dense, is. It increases as ベターッ. That feeling being bad already, it is highest. It becomes habit. Well, it is good. It is enormous. Already absorption. Settling, you probably will write. Obtaining - coming to also summer sonic of the っ and this year, because the cod to force, already live you saw, that - the person who says it is being, the ginger. Has repelled with Beck's band the person of the based repelling being center, the band which it is possible it seems. As for the bass insisting considerably the consequence -. It is groovy, the bass line.

So also with the fact that after all it becomes matter of concern is vocal what. However you wrote already, don't you think? In any case, it increases the ちゃ - as ッ. Speaking clearly, feeling it is bad. Voice and method of singing. The jar bis or Okamura Kiyoshi happiness of the pulp applying, extent. (Even similar it is) being similar to also rear just a little ジョニー ロットン, る kana? ? In any case, feeling it is bad. While breath spitting, you sing with thing, - the う gooseflesh the っ which stands it does.

Tune is the pop enormously. Whether it is possible to call romantic. Metamorphosis romantic? Music of eighties the feeling which is arranged in the garage flat tire? The う - it is, it cannot express well. The keyboard says the pico- pico- り. The kana which is not the feeling, bean jam ball guitar lock. Is not ramming down, but it is (of course, ramming down, there is also a る part) sound properly (?) But raw raw it is to force it makes how without and there is a thing impression. Making thing impression. That drifts from somewhere kana? With it tried thinking. (Unusual) perhaps, the ろ where ヴォーカリスト is eccentric what to real -. The character it passes? Whether with the っ て feeling, there is no human っ ぽ く. Robot? ?

With that the "ワタシハ robot" the kana which is.... Perhaps doing, this it is っ ちゃ っ it is? ? You shoot the mark and the ゃ っ are? ? (Unusual) perhaps this band, society "now, most カッコイイ! ! "In how thing it does not become eternal, however probably will be, me you were popular. "When music it is not done, simply the useless human" ぽ does not accumulate. The foolish っ ぽ it is. Whether well it is calculating, but by mistake there is no the calculation, -. ダサ passing, rather カッコイイ. It is what, just a little it is pitiful. It is such a band. The favorite you look at the null person it is the mast in the hatchet! ! Rear strange hair type lover (such a person being?) Even in person. The fact that there is a root is LOVE. "I wanna f 0 ck 0 uck fuc 0! ! "With shouting, the て that is love. In love reason. In any case it is the main point note band. With skin 蛋 イチオシっ lever."

[Edited on 11-6-2003 by draconian]