The friendly bears at Cornerstone Digital have set us up with some CD copies of Ima Robot's first single, "Dynomite." Here's your chance to nab one, signed by all five band members, free:

Send us your original, Ima-Robot-inspired artwork. The top submissions will win the single, and everyone gets a chance to have their work featured on this site.

Be creative--if you can snap a photo and send it to us as a jpeg file, it's eligible. If you do performance art, videotape it and crunch it down to a manageable file size. Even music is welcome.

To enter, either post the URL to your work in this thread, or email draconian@imarobot.net or phobiac@imarobot.net and we will coordinate the process for you.

And please, resist the temptation to make a turkey drawing out of the tracing of your hand - we like "Let's Talk Turkey" as much as anyone, but boundaries must be enforced.

(Thanks to Seacap and Riff for this idea)

[Edited on 8-8-2003 by draconian]

I'm thinking of assembling a male choir in West Hollywood for a rousing rendition of White Beetles:
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Yea. Stephon, me and Lance have problems. Mistress LaBaja has none.

Ex-boyfriends in White Beetles
Everywhere I go, there it is
When I take a stroll, there he is
Watching Will and Grace, it's in my face:
The same looking car that I saw on Melrose!

They're so popular and away they go
Boys drive them in West Hollywood
And the Castro
Some play Wainright some play Buckley
And their pride decals have changed
But be still my pounding heart
Cuz to me, they look the same!

Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles

I get so Naired
Back hair I hate!
Can't pay attention to my new boy
[Pssh... whatEVER!]
Is that his vanity plate?
[A-S-S-M-S-T-R]

They're so popular and away they go
Boys drive them in West Hollywood
And the Castro
Some play Wainright some play Buckley
And their pride decals have changed
But be still my pounding heart
Cuz to me, they look the same!

Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles

Is that his vanity plate? [Ass master!]
Is that him? Job my rim. [They're coming upon me.]
About to crash, I can't relax [Where's my valium?]
Is that him? I can't tell! [Turn on Santa Monica! Who the fuck is that?]
They all look the same [Is that Graham Norton?]
They're all playing the game in white Beetles
Rainbow sticker, triceps thicker [Oh nice, heh-heh]
Last night he was wearing Prada, I'm sure
I think it was fur!
White Beetles on the attack
He was wearing a burberry hat
Or was it a different haircut?
Or did he get fat?
I cannot tell, they look the same
White Beetles and some sex with Billy Zane!

Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles
Ex-boyfriends, White Beetles

ha ha HA!

The Burberry hat line kicks assmstr!

Thanks.

Oh Shit!

Dude..You have way too much time on your hands..:D

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