My cool upstairs neighbor is moving..He's my protector from the other stupid upstairs neighbors who are totally loud all the time..He goes and roughs them up for me..Now who's going to do that?? And I swear we were well on our way to some sexing..He's so hot..TALL and beefy..Not fat..And not grossly muscular..Just a big solid hunk of man who likes the extra booty I have..Damn him for leaving!!

Boooooo. Go tell him to stay put.

You could have given him some "goodbye" booty to go.

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Originally posted by Evil Boooooo. Go tell him to stay put.

I should..But I won't..:duh:

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Originally posted by corkey16 You could have given him some "goodbye" booty to go.

I should..But I won't..:duh:

Awe, why not? I think he'd like it :duh:

Holy crap..I've had liquid poo all night..My tummy is contracting like I'm going to puke..My asshole is on fire!! I'm scared to leave the house cuz it comes on so fast..But if I call in sick, I won't be going back to that assignment.. If I get the urge to let my asshole explode before I get to work, I'm calling in..I hope it's all done with, but my tummy is telling me different..What the fuck? I didn't even eat anything greasy or horrible yesterday!

Sounds like a stomach virus or food poisoning. Drinking a coke will help the uncomfortable feeling cause the acids with help break it down.

I really feel like I'm gonna puke this morning. I hope I don't.

Drink a coke. It helps.

Juno, who could have done this to us?? Wait a sec..Is Evil feeling sick?? :ticking:

Mentally, yes.

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Originally posted by poobs Juno, who could have done this to us?? Wait a sec..Is Evil feeling sick?? :ticking:

I'm feeling a bit mentally sick, yes.

i feel like that today poobs. i hope you are feeling better.
how sexy that you have a neighbor like that.

We had a birthday here so they served cake but I'm nervous to eat it..I swear I almost shit myself earlier..Oi..Sorry you're feeling it, too, Turtle..We should measure our liquid poo to see who did the most!!

I went to my moms house to handle it, luckily she lives only a minute form here.

wow, that's horrible.

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises I went to my moms house to handle it, luckily she lives only a minute form here.

That's nice..I had to walk carefully just in case..:wow:

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Originally posted by poobs a big solid hunk of man who likes the extra booty I have..

extra booty=flab?

Extra booty doesn't neccesarily mean flab, I mean, normaly you are your worst critic.

Sometimes it can though. All depends.

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Originally posted by i'madumbass Quote: Originally posted by poobs a big solid hunk of man who likes the extra booty I have.. extra booty=flab?

Extra booty = Extra booty, you fucking tard..

oh snizz.

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[ Extra booty = Extra booty, you fucking tard..

mefucking tardy
you fuking LARDY!

you put the boo in i'madumbass.