saw

Ahhh..Beavis and Butthead..I had a boyfriend who would imitate them..I know a lot of people did, but he was like 20!! Oi..

Kittie litter box..Here I come!!!

Elblue!! It's just the two of us!!! Take off my clothes and ravage me!!!

let ne clear a place for you to sit....... on my face!!!!!!

Wait..Delta's here..He can watch..Tee-hee!! Now just place your hands..Here..Aaand here..Wooot!!

he can help...he can jump in when im hurting @ the sides!!!!! just a few seconds and im good as new

And he can jump in for me when I get a leg cramp..

ill help you strech b4...dont want to pull a muscle

Speaking of, my sister is making her man give her taint massages to loosen and prepare for labor..Gross..

taint......that made me laugh

You can massage mine too if you're feeling left out..

have yo showered today?

Uhh..Duh!! I shower everyday!! Though it WAS earlier this afternoon..Ok..Leave the taint alone..

its a bit musky

ive been fooled b4.....this is where my wise brain starts working

It very well could be..But I'll shower before I go sleepytime, so I'll be fresh as a daisy after that!

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Originally posted by elblueblazer ive been fooled b4.....this is where my wise brain starts working

Gross..I won't even let anyone go there if I have doubts about how lemony fresh I am..

more like sour lemons

<not in compton

[Edited on 29-7-2008 by elblueblazer]

Gross..Salty penis..Blech..

i have been guilty

Of course you have..I'm sure every guy has..It's just so gross..I really don't want to know what pee tastes like either..Keep that shit clean!!

I want to smoke a bowl..My son should be asleep by now, eh? oh shit! My mom's fiance brought out some weed the other day when I was on his boat!! Ha! He's had it for a while though..I think he wanted me to think he was cool..

and you didnt think he was rad!!!


pot=cool...unless it your mom

cause thats just scary

I already thought he was rad!! He's the coolest guy ever..

My brother smoked my mom out once..She had never touched the stuff and didn't bother after that..The dumb ass had her smoking out of his 2' glass bong..Then one time I smoked while we were watching a movie..It was too strange..