This is for tomorrow and it's a erm..... well it's a place to talk shit..

Shit.

I always shit talk...look at all my posts..hehehe.
>>Dont think me lame, but, I have a crush on this guy that I keep seeing at my school gym, and i dont know his name or anything about him, just see him there, and I have seen him around school, and I always feel like this is a reoccuring high school crush thing. I hate that cause I tend to feel like I did when i was a teenager. Anyhow got any ideas on how to NOT have those lame crushes? Or getting him.
Peace
PS: See, this is a shit talking thread!

You're not lame! Crushes are fun! You gotta bump into him somehow..Start a conversation! Ask a question! That's how I bagged a crush I had once..Asked about a test, and it opened the lines of communication! (I almost said something about something else opening, but thought it a bit crude.. )

Good luck! Keep us posted about this guy!

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Originally posted by poobs I almost said something about something else opening, but thought it a bit crude..

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Yeah, he has caught me staring at him a couple of times, but I dont have him in any classes, But I could work out near him and just act all defenseless (Oh, could you help me with that dumbell, then look at his ass when he bends over) Anyhow, I should try something, give me more poobs, i need all the help i can get!!:D:D
Peace

Ha! I don't know how good my advice is..I'm single.. Ha! Ok..Let's see..Yes..Work out by him..Just smile at him and make an effort to shake your boobies as you're working out..It'll work like a charm.. Oh! I know! Ask him what the time is! We used to do that in jr. high!!

I should shake my boobs, they should serve their purpose, but I think he might like those B****** S*****, (south beach) looking chicks, but yeah, I should use those assests I have, I cant the butt, cause I dont have one anymore . But, lets see, I will keep you posted poobs, THANKS again
PEace

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Originally posted by sevenblur I cant the butt, cause I dont have one anymore .

:o:o:o What happened? Did someone take it?

And you'll never know what he prefers if you don't try!! And if he is into those plastic South Beach clones, then he's lame anyways..

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Originally posted by poobs Quote: :o:o:o What happened? Did someone take it? And if he is into those plastic South Beach clones, then he's lame anyways.. Hahaha, yeah, some guy liked my butt and just snatched it away...it was traumatizing!! No, I just lost like 50lbs and most of the weight was in the butt, so i have a really small butt. You are right, I wouldnt like him if he liked those SB clones. But he is soooooo hot. Here is a description: Blue eys, like 6'0" black hair, light skin, and looks a lot like Ethan Embry (Gwar loving kid in Empire Record). He is so beautiful, and that is why I think of this as a high school crush, but I will shake the boobs, dont worry, as him the time by conveniently forgetting my watch and cell phone hehehehe. Lets see. YOu have more?

Congrats on losing the weight, seven! You know..You can't go wrong with blue eyes and dark hair..*sigh*

Ok..So boobies? check No watch? check

What else? You can talk on your cell phone right by him and talk about how easy you are..That might help.. Or pretend you lost something and look all around him and say that you thought you lost your (insert item here) right there..Then you can tease him about stealing it..Then you can jump his bones..Or should I say bone? Heyoooo!!!:o

I like to talk shit, but don't really have any shit to talk on anyone here

I was taking a nap today and woke up coughing real bad and puked like 3 times... Now i'm hungry.:D

Well you're not supposed to talk shit about us! Just about anything in general..Actually, you probably could talk some shit about me cuz I'm even annoying myself!

How about some advice for seven..You're a boy..You know what you like..If she did what the chick in your avatar is doing, would she get her man?

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises I was taking a nap today and woke up coughing real bad and puked like 3 times... Now i'm hungry.:D

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o Eat something that'll be easy on you on the way back up, just in case!

Are you sure you're not prego, Turtle? :wow:

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You can't go wrong with blue eyes and dark hair..*sigh* You can talk on your cell phone right by him and talk about how easy you are..That might help.. Then you can jump his bones..Or should I say bone? Heyoooo!!!:o

HAHAHAHA, yeah, the blue eyes and dark hair is dreamy (MMMMM, Drool)
Should I say, man, I am quite flexible in bed on the phone? Or should I say, I LOVE SEX!!! That should get his attention:D.
I have to jump his bone (oops!) that is my goal before I graduate!!! MMM, jumping his bone (drool).

:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o:wow::o

You should say,"I'm so horny..I'll screw the next guy I see" and then turn to him and smile..:saint:

Just link him to this thread, so he know's how you feel about him :saint::saint:

[Edited on 3/21/2004 by TurtleEnterprises]

Awww Turtle..You're just not as desperate as me and seven..

Hey! You changed your post! Damn you! :ticking: That's a damn fine suggestion, missy..

Hahaha....You are not boring Turtle, you are not lame like me. Its sucks, but I wll take Poobs' advice on the crush thing. "i am so horny I could screw the next guy" I need help!!!!! If you feel hungry Turtle then just drink pop or soda, the gas will ease your stomach pain and help you if you throw up again. Gosh, have you ever seen that movie Teen Witch, where the girl wants that guy and gets him by using magic, (i am sooooooooo lame), I wanted to do that for a while, and the movie for some reason came into my mind again, with this new crush.
I still like Smitty's avatar.

Teen Witch!! I secretly LOVED that movie..



Look at how crappy that cover is.. So now we just need a witch..Hmmm..

Wait there was this one time were i had a huge crush on this one guy, i couldnt help myself so i wrote him a letter, gave it to him told him to read it infront of me, then he said sorry that he didn't like me he liked one of my friends. I was like :wow: ...Maybe that's why I never pursued another crush after that. :duh:

I really feel like some pizza yumm....

HMMM, what about Dyler, even though he is not here. I dont know, who would be a good witch? I dont know pepps here very well to call them witches. You give suggestions. Gosh, I see these kids at the mall and they would always come into Borders and go straingt to the Magic section of the bookstore next to the Religion section, and read those books about how to set spells and make that popular guy fall in love with YOU!!! I feel so bad, cause they are so into this stuff. But I suppose we all go through that phase (NOT ME THOUGH) hehehe

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Originally posted by TurtleEnterprises Wait there was this one time were i had a huge crush on this one guy, i couldnt help myself so i wrote him a letter, gave it to him told him to read it infront of me, then he said sorry that he didn't like me he liked one of my friends. I was like :wow:

That. is. so. sad.

Dyler is a sex-fiend..Not a witch.. If anyone I would say Michelle..She's into that dark kinda stuff..And she's a bitch..

**Disclaimer: written while smokitty smokingerkincore..Ignore anything I write..**:duh: